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Warning: There are spoil-sports out there who claim Thanksgiving lasts just one day and there's no excuse for carrying on for a whole week afterward like we're guests at some mythological Greek food orgy. They say we should look for low-fat food choices this time of year so the numbers on our scale don't suggest we'd do better weighing in with the livestock at the feed store. They claim, for example, that pie crust contains a nasty three-letter word: F-A-T.

"Politics and morality are inseparable. And as morality's foundation is religion, religion and politics are necessarily related. We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect, and our government needs the church, because only those humble enough to admit they're sinners can bring to democracy the tolerance it requires in order to survive."

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Nathan Vasquez

INVASION OF THE FLIES

After producing sweet - and sweetly packaged - drinks with alcohol to entice "entry level drinkers" (read: young girls) into the world of alcohol consumption, the alcohol industry has also discovered what appeals to boys: the popular energy drinks plus alcohol.

Nov. 15