Opinion

Organizers of the 16th Annual Taste of Morgan Hill made a smart

So here's what I think happened, and just trust me on this because it's a real breakthrough: On New Year's Eve, while everybody was celebrating the arrival of 2007 by consuming copious amounts of "spirits" and producing huge rackets with their noisemakers, Earth was walloped by a large meteorite from the planet "Sleazy and Bizarre Behavior." Tragically, cheerful party-goers were so occupied slurping down liquid merriment concocted from the book of "Bartender's Easy Entertainment Tips" that they missed the disaster entirely. Because how else can we explain all of these off-the-wall altered states of goings-on?

If you're looking for a weekend travel destination that is scenic in an un-Las Vegas sort of way and offers abundant opportunities to consume boatloads of calories but only in the most health-conscious manner, then have I got the place for you.

Supporting Bush, Government

Dear Editor, Since my

Dear Editor, I would like to say thanks to everyone who made it

It must be a sign that I’m becoming a Cranky Old Person (COP) when some of the music I’m hearing these days leaves me shaking my head and muttering unintelligible things to myself.

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